Friday, July 30, 2010

A Convenient God

Today is July 30th, the 211th day of 2010; 154 days remain in the year. If your travels take you to Indiana today you might want to stop in Berne for an hour or two and join in the festivities of “Berne Swiss Days,” with yodeling competitions, polka bands and a “stein-toss” contest. If your tastes run to a more literary vein and you’re in Mystic, Connecticut (I was ordained to the diaconate in Mystic long, long ago), there is a marathon reading of Moby Dick beginning this afternoon and continuing until the whole book is read aloud. The reading is supposed to go on until sometime around midnight of August 1, the day and hour the book’s author was born. The text will be recited aboard the Charles W Morgan, the last wooden whaling ship in the world, permanently docked at the Mystic seaport. An actor portraying Herman Melville will read the first and last chapters of the book, otherwise those attending will be asked to take turns. A big WHITE birthday cake (I’ll let you guess what the WHITE birthday cake is in the shape of) will be served at midnight, shipboard. At 2.30 this afternoon, there will be more macabre gathering in the parking lot of the former Red Fox Restaurant, when members of the “Where’s Jimmy?” Club hold their 9th annual celebration. More on that later.

Among those on the long list of saints whose feasts are kept today, St Calimerius of Milan is often overlooked. His feast is observed only in Milan, Italy, where he served as bishop late in the second century. During persecutions under the Emperor Commodus, about 190, he was dropped, headfirst, down a deep, dry well. Orthodox Christians today celebrate the feast of St Leonid of Ust'nedumsk, a seventeenth century monk whose labors included the draining of swamps. According to the Coptic calendar, today is the 23rd of Abib and the feast of St Marina, “the young virgin whose inner strength proved her mightier than that of many young men,” according to the hymn written in her honor, and also the feast of St Longinus, the Roman soldier whose spear pierced the side of Christ at His Crucifixion (this wasn’t why he is recognized as a saint). On the Jewish calendar today is the 19th of Av, they year is 5770. For the ancient Romans, today was “ante diem II kalendas augusti.” For citizens of the United States it is, and has been since 2008, National Cheesecake Day, brought to you by the men and women who now sit in the seats once occupied by Daniel Webster, Henry Clay and John C Calhoun. Is this a great county or what?

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I doubt they were incited by the story of St Calimerius, but today commemorates the first of the three most famous Defenestrations in history. On July 30, 1419, a group of angry citizens in Prague forced their way into the Town Hall and defenestrated a city judge, the mayor and all thirteen members of the city council. The defenestration (from the Latin de: out of, with a downward motion implied; fenestra: window) proved fatal to each and every one; a look at the picture above right will show you why. Sixty-five years later, seven city councilmen were defenestrated by a group of citizens angry about what they claimed was unfairly administered taxes and one hundred and forty years after that, two imperial regents, appointed to govern the city by Emperor Rudolf II, were similarly defenestrated, a current chronicle noted “according to custom.” On March 10, 1948, Jan Masaryk, was found on the sidewalk outside the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and a bathroom window seven stories above was discovered open. His death was ruled a suicide, but as Masaryk was an agent of the unpopular communist government, rumors immediately spread that he was defenestrated. Is it by accident that congressional office buildings in Washington, DC, rarely have more than two stories?

Today is Mozart’s birthday. Not Johann Chrysostomos Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, but that of his sister, Maria Anna Wulburgia Ignatia Mozart (nicknamed “Nannerl” by her family). She was born July 30, 1751, five years before her famous brother. When she was six, her father began teaching her the harpsichord, and before long she had mastered both that and the piano. At nine, she’d published a book of harpsichord compositions and was regarded as a local prodigy. Two years later, Maria Anna and her young brother Wolfgang played a concert before Maximilian III in Munich and filled the concert halls of the city for three weeks. In those days, Maria was regarded as a wunderkind and given top billing over her brother. For five years, the brother-sister act traveled the courts of Europe, winning accolades in Paris and Vienna under the protective eye of their father. They performed for the “crowned heads of Europe,” playing a concert before the King and Queen of France in January of 1764 and two months later they amazed King George III in London, who said they were “living proof of the existence of God.” The Mozarts remained in England more than a year and a half, and performed several times at the request of the king. When the family returned to the continent, Maria became seriously ill and her father was told she would die. She was given Last Rites, but after six months hovering close to death, she recovered. During her recuperation, her father took young Wolfgang Amadeus and continued their concert schedule without her. Early in 1768, she played again with her brother before the French court at Versailles, but now her brother was the more celebrated of the two. Later that year, when Mozart was invited to play before Pope Clement XVI on Easter Day, his sister was left home in Salzburg. She had played her last concert. Her father informed her it was time for her to marry instead and shortly thereafter he chose her future husband from among a group of suitors he’d interviewed. Though she continued play privately and even to write music (which her brother highly praised) her father deemed this was inappropriate for a married woman and some biographers say he destroyed her compositions to prove his point. After the death of her husband, long after the deaths of her famous brother and overbearing father, she returned to a musical career, teaching piano to the children of Salzburg’s minor nobility. And unlike any of the rest of her family, Maria died very rich. None of her children had any interest in music.

Thirty-five years ago this afternoon, at 2.30, Jimmy Hoffa was seen for the last time—at least, by anybody who’s willing to talk about it. He was sitting in a car outside one of his favorite eateries, Harris Machus’ posh Red Fox Restaurant in the Detroit suburb of Bloomfield Hills. Nobody knows for sure whether Hoffa was sent to “sleep with the fishes,” but a federal judge ruled on July 30, 1985 (ten years to the day after his disappearance), that the Teamster boss was permanently sleeping somewhere. After Hoffa’s disappearance, Machus worried his up-scale restaurant, with its English fox-hunt theme and expensive cusine—rack of lamb a la Leopold, veal scaloppine a la Française—were specialties of the house, would go under because of the bad publicity. He needn’t have worried. The high-end crowds doubled in size, it took weeks for reservations to be honored. All the right people in the Detroit area, it seemed, wanted to eat at the place Jimmy Hoffa might have had his last meal. Twenty years after Jimmy Hoffa went on his Last Ride, Machus sold his restaurant and retired to Florida. “It’s where Jimmy himself might have retired,” Machus said, “but he loved our Boston scrod too much. He should’ve planned to eat somewhere else that afternoon.”

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I have a friend in Santa Barbara, a sometime reader of these posts, who is an atheist. Like many atheists, he doesn’t hesitate to share the reasons for his disbelief; unlike some, he acknowledges his inability to understand everything. More than being an atheist (which he most certainly is), I’ve told him more than once, he’s looking for what he believes to be the truth. Ultimately, someone who’s looking for “the truth” will find themselves walking away from atheism. They’ll also, though, walk away from a host of other “-isms.” To be an atheist is to have a belief as firmly entrenched as that of the most ardent Muslim or snake-handling Pentecostalist. Atheism is not lack of belief in God, it’s a “positive” statement and belief, an intellectual assurance that there IS no God. Most people who don’t believe in God aren’t atheists—I reckon there aren’t really too any like my friend who lives in the cooling shades and gentle breezes of Santa Barbara (where, though you may not believe in God, it’s hard not to believe in Heaven!). Most people simply don’t care; they don’t see the relevance of God—or if I can be blunt—they don’t see the relevance of faith as lived in the lives of those who profess faith.

Christian, Muslim or Jew, many “religious” people (and let me hasten to say “religion” is not a bad word in my vocabulary, as is commonplace nowadays) have little notion of the inner content, the underlying principles of their religion. Lutherans, Shiites and Hasidic Jews have decidedly different doctrines and there are many things to keep them apart. But there are things about which they can agree—and I don’t mean that it’s better to feed the hungry than to let them starve (though that may be a point worth considering). The beginning, the foundation and underlying principle of each of these three religions is the insistence on God—something they don’t share, say, with Buddhism, which finds the notion of “God” unnecessary and irrelevant. But it’s more than an insistence on belief in God. Each of these religions insists on the complete “otherness” of God. God is not like us. He’s not one of us to the “nth” degree—not just smart but super-smart, not just good but really, really good, not just like a kindly uncle but more an always jolly, ever-indulgent Santa Claus. God is Holy, Separate, Different. In ancient times, when a scribe would write the word “God” in a manuscript, he would use distinctive letters to mark it apart from the surrounding text. They would wash their hands before writing God’s name. In times past, Christians would bow their heads whenever the name of Jesus was said, in church and out. If you go to a church supply store today, you’ll see Jesus’ name printed on Frisbees and “God” used as a marketing logo.

Small wonder there are atheists.

We’ve created God in our own image. Dummied Him down, fattened Him up and made Him a good ole beer-drinkin’ buddy, who winks when we “sin.” Today’s worship is no longer an “entering into His courts” “laying aside all earthly things,” but more an Amway meeting. We don’t approach Him with awe (a word which has almost lost its meaning) to offer Him our worship; we expect to be entertained and made to feel good about ourselves. Such a god, regardless of who believes in him, Christian, Jew or Muslim, isn’t worth believing in, is certainly undeserving or worship and if this is what “religion” is offering, regardless of how much this may pack ‘em in the pews and fill up the collection plates, it will shrivel the souls of its adherents.

St Ephrem the Syrian, the theological poet of 1600 years ago, said that God was unknowable in Himself, completely different and wholly removed from His creation. We don’t even have the ability to describe Him, because He can’t be encompassed in words. We know about God, Ephrem says, only because God has revealed Himself to us.

“Nature and Scripture bear witness to the Creator;
Nature, as we live in its midst,
Scripture, as we ponder its words.”

If the Lord hadn’t shown Himself glimpses of Himself, St Ephrem says, we’d be completely ignorant of Him. As it is, our minds can only grasp Him through symbols and words that hint at Who He Is.

“Scripture refers to His ‘ears’
To promise us He hears us;
To His ‘eyes’
To let us know He sees.
For our sakes He puts on such names and words
Though they nowhere describe His true Being
He clothes Himself with words of human language
Because otherwise, we would be blind.”

This is a God to worship, Who guides us, otherwise blind, down the labyrinthine paths we walk. We don’t know what He will do with us, but make no mistake: each halting step brings us nearer to a burning Fire—of Self-giving Love. If we lived as if that were true, there would be no atheists, agnostics or even believers. We would all be, in that happy phrase of St Thomas Aquinas, “friends of God.”

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Friday, July 23, 2010

Goat-Stealing

Today is July 23, the 204th day of the year; there are 161 days still to go in 2010, and 60 of those are summer days. Supposedly the “dog days” of summer last from mid-July until the beginning of September (the ancient Romans called the hot, sultry part of the late summer the dies caniculares based on the notion that the Dog Star, Sirius, was somehow responsible for their climatologically-induced suffering; they offered Sirius the annual sacrifice of an unweaned, brown puppy to ease the heat). If the Texas heat thus far this season is any indication, though, there may be few little brown dogs left come Labor Day.

The calendar of the Western Church today puts forward two great saints for veneration: St Brigit of Sweden, a medieval mystic who was herself the mother of a saint, and St Apollinarius of Ravenna, a Syrian who ended up bishop of a big Italian city. Eastern Christians celebrate the feast of St Hannah, mother of the Prophet Samuel. The Coptic calendar for the 16th of Abib (that’s today) commemorates the discovery of the relics of St George, the Great Martyr (of dragon-slaying fame) and the death of St John the Evangelist (the Copts call his Gospel “the Golden gospel”). The Jewish calendar reckons today as the 12th of Av, 5770, and, when they weren’t sacrificing small dogs to stave off the heat, the Romans celebrated July 23 (ante diem IX kalendas augusti) as the “Neptunalia,” to honor the god of oceans and rivers during the parched time of the year. Beginning in 1971 and continuing since despite whatever opposition and criticism they’ve had to face, the Congress of the United States has ordained this day to be National Ice Cream Cone Day.

Though today’s date is crowded with events both portentous and memorable (Sir Harry “Hotspur” Percy, President Ulysses S Grant and novelist Raymond Chandler all passed to eternity on this day), the dog days focused my attention on what happened in St Louis, Missouri, 106 years ago this afternoon. That day, the World’s Fair (formally known as the Louisiana Purchase Exhibition) opened, sprawling over a 1,200 acre site with more than 1,500 buildings. Among them were the immense Italianate Festival Hall, the Palace of Education modeled after a Greek temple and the Egyptian-themed Palace of Mines and Metallurgy. John Philip Sousa opened the Exposition with a concert that sweltering July morning, and a congratulatory telegraph was read to the crowds from President Theodore Roosevelt. But hidden among the Palace of Machinery and the Venetian-inspired Palace of Electricity were ice cream stands, and there, a handful of vendors helped assure the otherwise-forgotten Exposition an abiding place in history. In Ernest Manwi’s waffle stand that afternoon, the Ice Cream Cone was born. It could have been Nick Kabbaz and his brother Albert, Syrian immigrants both of whom worked in Hamwi’s booth, rather than Hamwi, who developed the notion. Nick says it was his idea, and he told Hamwi about it the day the Fair opened. Abe Doumar, also a Syrian vendor at the Fair, claimed that he was the first to wrap a waffle around a ball of ice cream. Abes’ nephew, also named Albert (we’re getting close to needing a chart here, but I don’t know how to do one up), later wrote a book to substantiate the Doumar claim, called The Saga of the Ice Cream Cone. You can’t find a copy on Amazon, but the Smithsonian Institution does have a copy in its archives. David Avayou, a Turkish ice cream salesman, also had a concession stand at the Fair. You won’t be surprised to learn he claimed to have come up with the idea first. “Long before the fair,” he wrote later, “I wanted to make an edible cone for ice cream, having seen metal ice cream cones in France. It took me three weeks and hundreds of pounds of flour and eggs, but I finally got it right.” Charles Menches and his brother Frank sold ice cream at the Fair, too. They don’t claim to have come up with the idea—Charles says a woman he knew was at the fair and wanted to find a “dainty” way to eat some of his ice cream. She bought a fresh waffle from a nearby vendor (could it have been one of Doumar’s waffles? we’ll probably never know) wrapped it into a cone and had Charles fill it with ice cream. Though the Menches brothers aren’t officially credited in the books as the originators of the First Cone, they went on to make a fortune from a candy factory they built in Akron. They made a concoction of caramel-coated peanuts and popcorn they first called “Gee Whiz.” Later they changed the name to “Cracker Jacks.” Whether it was Hamwi, the Kabbaz twins (who later opened the St Louis Ice Cream Cone Company), Abe Doumar, Avayou or the unknown lady friend of the Cracker Jack kings, everybody who’s anybody acknowledges that on the afternoon of July 23rd, 1904, lightning struck someone at the Louisiana Purchase Exhibition and World’s Fair at St Louis and the ice cream cone was born. Popes and emperors may come and go, Presidents and Constitutions may rise and fall, but the crunchy ice cream cone might well outlive our American Republic.

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Walking the Labyrinth—Somebody’s been stealing the goats off my parent’s ranch. That may sound like the opening line of an improbable joke, but there are goats missing and more than a few (now even I’m starting to think of punchlines!). There are some large clusters of Live Oaks right on the fence line running alongside a road and clear imprints of truck tires pulling right up to the fence. Sherlock Holmes isn’t needed to figure out this caper. The local sheriff’s office told my mother when she called to report the thefts “Yeah, it’s happening a lot right now. Price of goats is up, so somebody’s taking advantage.” He’s right about that. Goats have almost doubled what they bring at auction in the past year. When she asked the local representative of Law and Order what could be done, his reply was succinct. “Well, shoot ‘em” (I’m pretty sure he meant the goat-rustlers, not the goats). I’m also pretty sure this lawman had no idea who he was talking to. Giving my almost 80 year-old mother carte blanche to fire off the somewhat impressive collection of weaponry at the ranch may devolve into many more official visits to the property than if the Sheriff had bothered to come and commiserate with her in the first place—to say nothing of goats shot dead in the middle of the night!

The situation will have to be addressed—it is a goat ranch, after all—but I can’t escape the potential humor (or the potential deadliness) of the situation. As usual, my mind goes off in its own direction. I found myself meditating, not on how to frustrate the rustlers, but on the role of goats in Holy Scripture, particularly the parable of the sheep and the goats found in the Gospel of Matthew. It’s about the Last Judgment (St Matthew 25. 31-46): “…when the Son of man shall come in His glory…before Him shall be gathered all the nations: and He shall separate them one from another, as the shepherd separates the sheep from the goats: the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left.” Things continue downhill for the goats for the rest of the parable, culminating in the final verse: “these [the unhappy goats] shall go away into eternal punishment: but the righteous [the smiling sheep] into eternal life.”

One of the unmentioned commemorations this day marks is the gathering of the Fifth Ecumenical Council in 553 AD, called by the Emperor Justinian in the imperial city of Constantinople. One hundred and sixty-five bishops, drawn from across the Mediterranean world, condemned “Origenism,” the writings of a third-century Christian teacher. In particular, they condemned his teachings on the soul and what was called Universal Salvation. Origen, it seems, taught that nobody was going to hell, God would save everybody in the end. He evidently taught (or at least, theorized) that whatever the temporary discomfiture of the goats, eventually they’d be reunited with the sheep (who might be a bit surprised at the new arrivals into bliss). Nobody will know for sure, because the original records of the Council have been misplaced.

The question of hell has long been debated by theologians, professional and otherwise. Though there are many permutations of the argument, succinctly stated it runs: how can a God of love construct a creation which incorporates eternal suffering for any of His creatures? There are many issues to consider, i.e., He is a God of both Justice and Mercy, He gives every human being free will to choose the good or the evil, or simply, “it says so in the Bible.” On the other hand, a very good and dear friend of mine, Merlin Liversidge, used to say, “The idea of subjecting someone—even Adolf Hitler who I fought against in WWII—to an eternity of suffering seems unworthy of an all-loving, all-knowing God.”

It seems to me the first thing to consider in any theological argument (and the thing to continually acknowledge as we go along), is that the question is too deep for us. When we talk about God, we’re guessing. We have things like Scripture, the teaching of faith which has preceded us and our (very limited) reason to guide our discussions, but there is much more we don’t know about the mystery of God than we do. The most important verse in the whole of Scripture, and the most abused, is “God is love” (first letter of St John, 4.16). Any theological consideration which doesn’t continually set that before its face will wander off-base. The problem is that theology is done with words. We use words (because we have nothing else) to describe Something Infinitely Beyond words. “Love” is itself a word so misused and twisted we would have a hard time agreeing what that means in our own situation, much less in Eternity.

We’re not gonna solve the question of the eternity of hell and the sufferings of the damned on these pages, though we may very well turn to consider certain aspects of the question from time to time. What interests me today is simply the question of misplaced goats. When I have listened to the arguments of those who press for the eternal damnation of the goats (Calvinist, Catholic or anything in between) one thing always raises its head. “If there isn’t a hell, why bother to be good? Why not eat, drink and be merry if I’m not going to have to answer for it in the end?” Some of the sheep, at least, want to make sure those goats get what’s coming to them. “We’ve paid our dues here, now it’s their turn!” It is, I’m sure you’ll agree, a pathetic argument, but one I’ve heard many (not just lay people) make time and again. “Why do all this if I don’t have to?”

I think any person, Protestant, Catholic, Jew or Muslim (with maybe many a thoughtful agnostic and a brace of atheists throw in), would agree that the unending joys of Heaven aren’t a reward for good behavior, but the gift of an all-loving Lord. Somehow, in the mystery of God, Heaven is not a reward nor is hell a place of exacting penalties. St John is right, more right than we can or will ever know. God is Love, and if that’s so, hell is part of His mystery of love. Here, seeing through this glass so darkly, we don’t know the particulars. And my old friend Merlin was right, too. God is bigger than our most grandiose conceptions. What seems to us an impossible conundrum, exists as such only for us. Somehow, whatever the fate of the wayward goats, they are encompassed eternally in Love.

Now if I can only figure out how to lock up all those guns at the ranch…

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Friday, July 16, 2010

"The More Things Change..."

Today is July 16, the 197th day of the year; 168 days remain in 2010. July 16 marks the beginning of the Muslim era. On this night in 622 AD (or, if you are a Muslim, 1 AH), Muhammed ibn Abdullah, warned of an assassination plot, secretly fled from his home to what is now called the city of Medina. Muhammed’s flight from potential martyrdom (nowadays euphemistically called his “emigration”) has been counted as the beginning of the New Age by Muslims ever since. “AH” stands for the Latin anno hegirae, “in the year of the hijra." By Muslim reckoning, then, the year is 1431 AH. On the Church's calendar today is the feast of Blessed Mary Magdalene Françoise de Justamond, a French Cistercian nun who, in 1794, was guillotined for refusing to deny her faith during the Days of the Terror in Paris. Russian Christians celebrate today solemnly, commemorating the murder of Tzar Nicholas II, his wife Alexandra and their five children by their Bolshevik captors in the basement of a house in Ekatrinberg, Russia. The Russian Church venerates them as “the Royal Martyrs” who are said to have died for their faith. On the Coptic Christian calendar, this is the 9th of Abib, the year is 1726, and it’s the feast of St Celadion, the 9th Pope of Alexandria. According to the Hebrew calendar, it's the 5th of Av, 5770. The United States Congress, which lives to please its constituency, has declared July not only National Hot Dog Month and and National Relish Month, but boldly named July National Ice Cream Month as well. Is it any wonder the old American Book of Common Prayer exhorts us to pray that God “wouldest be pleased to direct and prosper all their consultations”? In Canada National Rabbit Week concludes today; and for those who plan ahead, there are only 162 Shopping Days Left till Christmas.

July 16th is a bad day for Russian royalty. As already noted, Tsar Nicholas and his family were shot and bayoneted in the early hours of July 16th on the orders of Lenin (who till his death denied issuing the order; it wasn’t until after the collapse of the Soviet empire that Lenin's handwritten instructions were made public). But long before that, on this day back in 1605, the young Tsar Fyodor II Borisovich Godunov was imprisoned by his enemies in the imperial palace (Fyodor was the son of the Boris Godunov, about whom Mussorgsky wrote his famous opera, if you’re the highbrow sort; if not, you’ll be familiar with the name only because of the nefarious Boris Badonov of “Rocky and Bullwinkle” fame). Four days later a group of thugs broke into the royal apartments and strangled both the boy and his mother. The story was put out that the pair died of food poisoning. However, the nobles who orchestrated the whole thing were stupid enough to put the bodies on public display before the funeral, and the rope burns and abrasions around their necks were visible to everyone. His death inaugurated the period known in Russian history as the “Time of Troubles” (the Smutnoye Vremya), a time of civil wars, imperial imposters and economic chaos. The ascent of the Romanov Dynasty in the person of Mikhail Romanov, crowned in 1613, ended the Smutnoye Vremya. Peter III was crowned Tsar on January 5, 1762 and strangled to death on the afternoon of July 16. As a boy, the young Peter loved all things military. He was enthralled by the military successes of the Prussian Emperor Frederick the Great and on his coronation announced he would “turn Russia into Prussia.” To the discomfiture of the Orthodox clergy, he ordered them to shave their beards, adopt the attire of Protestant clergymen and remove icons from the churches. To drive the point home, he built a Lutheran chapel in the palace. The new Tsar alienated the clergy and pious. He ordered the army, then conducting a war with Prussia, to return home and abandon all the territorial gains they’d made in the war. The Tsar ordered new uniforms and equipment for the army based on Prussian models. Peter loved the sound of cannon-fire and would on occasion order all the canon surrounding the Kremlin to fire, one after another, all night long. When the whim struck, he would call out the imperial soldiers in stationed in Moscow to get up in the middle of the night and parade back and forth in front of him on the grounds of the Kremlin for hours. The new Tsar alienated the military. Peter took as his mistress Elizabeth Vorontzova, niece of the Chancellor of the Russian Court. The French ambassador wrote in his diary that Elizabeth “has a dull mind. Her pockmarked face has nothing to recommend it ad all her make-up does little to improve matters. In all respects she reminds one of the lowest class of serving wench. She swears like a trooper, squints, stinks and spits when she talks.” The emperor declared her “Grand Mistress of the Court.” The new Tsar alienated his nobles and most dangerously, his wife, who history would come to call Catherine the Great. Catherine gave every appearance of meek acquiescence but befriended the insulted clergy, the indignant generals and the outraged nobles. One afternoon when Peter went out to lead the troops in maneuvers, she had him quietly taken into custody and locked in the rooms of a royal hunting lodge. Beginning to see a pattern here? On July 16th, unidentified persons with ropes entered the lodge and later the Tsar’s body was discovered, showing all the signs of strangulation. Catherine was happily proclaimed empress by the clergy, the army and the nobles. But Catherine knew her history: Peter’s body was never put on public display.

On July 16th, 1453, King Henry VI forbad kissing throughout his realm. The Black Plague was ravaging the Netherlands, and there was much fear it would cross the Channel. Though the notion of “germs” was unknown, a group of royal physicians convinced the king that invisible “specks,” which passed from person to person at times of intimate contact, were the cause of the plague. While stopping short of outlawing acts of procreation (which one speculates might have proved ineffectual anyway), it was decided that a royal proclamation against kissing would be sufficient. Regardless of how we may snicker, there was no outbreak of the plague in England that year. So put that in your pipe.

On July 16, 1935, the first parking meters in the world were installed on the downtown streets of Oklahoma City. Ten years later, to the day, the world’s first atomic bomb was exploded in Alamogordo, New Mexico. Call it a coincidence if you want.

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Walking the Labyrinth—Odi et amo, “I love and I hate,” wrote the Roman poet Catullus two thousand years ago. Though he was writing about something very different, I know how he feels every time I sit down in front of my computer. Old friends know I viewed computers with a mixture of distain and distrust for more than a decade. Twice people gave me computers as gifts in the 1990’s—I “regifted” both, one never even having been removed from its box. I viewed them as expensive, time-consuming and overly complex typewriters. I had pencils. They fit in my pocket, didn’t need manuals or require on-call technicians.

Historians regard Johannes Gutenberg’s invention of the printing press as one of the most significant events in history. As a lover of the printed word, I agree (for what that’s worth). It seems obvious to me, though, that Gutenberg’s revolution pales in comparison with the computer revolution of the past two decades. We are in the process of seeing a new world created around us and we don’t know where we’re headed with it, or where it’s taking us. The conservative wiring in my brain (see? it’s already affected our view of ourselves!) tells me to be afraid, but when I can travel to Mongolia or view Bourbon Street live while sitting at my desk, I am amazed. I can examine—in unbelievable detail—a 6th century Byzantine manuscript locked in the vaults of the Vatican Library. I’ve done it. Seconds later I could be listening to the raspy voice of Johnny Cash sing the theme song to “The Rebel,” a TV show I watched when I was a kid. I’ve done this too, but I’ll leave it to you to guess which of the two web pages I spent almost three hours of my life on. Odi et amo. The possibilities frighten and entice me.

It may be—I have a sense almost certainly it will be—centuries before we grasp what we have wrought. But there are a few things a walker in the Labyrinth can know right now. In spite of the fact that you can buy fabric that enables you to make a shirt or blouse “wearable computer,” we, us, our souls—remain unchanged through the millennia. We don’t like to hear that. Look at what we’ve done! We can circle the globe in hours. We’ve been to the moon and back repeatedly. I can talk to someone in Africa after pressing a few buttons on my cell phone, which now fits in the pocket of my t-shirt. But when they answer in Africa, what are we going to talk about? When you look at the horned moon white in the black night sky, do you see only real estate? No doubt, some of us do. But there beats in the breast of every computer geek a heart longing for Mystery. Life must be more than balance of trade agreements and electro-cardiogram readings. Our hearts are restless for more than computerized shirts.

As wonderful as it is to view up close a 1500 year old parchment on my laptop, it’s the words that matter. Pressed into a clay tablet, carved in stone, quilled onto papyrus, written on foolscap, printed in a book or read on a Kindle, it’s the words that matter. After Gutenberg and Gates we’re still in search of who we are and why we’re here. That hasn’t changed because we haven’t changed. The greed and generosity, the envy and self-sacrifice, the hatred and love around since Eden surround us still. We continue the same. Technology may terrorize us or bless us or—most likely—it will do both. After all, it’s made in our image.

We’re made in the image of Another. The labyrinth of your life is laid out to take you to Him, every step molding you into who He created you to be. Our labyrinths twist and turn in unguessed and sometimes unwelcome ways. We don’t know what’s around the bend. We do know, we can grasp with certainty this truth: our lives, our sorrows and joys, sufferings and delights have meaning. More meaning than you and I can imagine. Through our insignificance (“what? do you know who I am?”), in spite of our pettiness and failings, He Who made us in His own image is redeeming and recreating the world. Next to that truth, our greatest technologies are toys.

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A note to those who’ve written (some repeatedly) asking me for my thoughts on the Pope’s Anglicanorum Coetibus: I appreciate your patience. I’m not being coy, just ruminant. Months back I spent a few days writing on this, but on review it seemed premature. There’s still much to learn before anything definitive can be said, but since nothing I say is definitive anyway, that’s not an issue. It’s become plain to me is that the most important things to be addressed are not the “hows” or even the “whys” but the presumptions that run in front of these questions. I’m now writing, but I won’t be publishing what I write on Labyrinthus, it’s not the proper forum. If you’re interested, please let me know. As always, I’m more than happy to hear other people’s thoughts. I may not always agree, but that’s how I learn. On such an important topic, I hope that there’s more praying than talking going on, but my emails suggest otherwise.

Friday, July 09, 2010

The Joy of Singing

Today is July 9, the 190th day of the year; 175 days remain in 2010. It’s the feast of St Cyril of Crete, a fourth-century bishop, St Everild of Everingham, a Saxon noblewoman who forsook the world and became a nun (much to her parent’s dismay), and St Stephen Langton, Archbishop of Canterbury. It is to him that we owe the division of the Bible into the chapters with which we are familiar (which isn’t why he was declared a saint). He quarreled with King John (“evil Prince John” of “Robin Hood” fame) and was of the group that eventually forced the unhappy King to sign the Magna Carta on the field at Runnymede (that wasn’t why, either). Eastern Orthodox Christians celebrate the feasts of St David of Thessalonica and the Venerable Serapion of Kozha Lake. On the Coptic calendar today is the 2nd of Abib and the year is 1726, while the ancient Romans called this ante diem VII Idus Julius (the seventh day before the ides of July). If any of them were still around to count, this would be the Roman year 2763. On their calendar, today was a minor Roman feast, the Caprotinia, a holiday for the slave girls of Rome. It's the 27th of Tammuz according to Hebrew reckoning. July is Tour de France Month in that Gallic country, while in the United States it’s both National Hot Dog and National Horseradish Month. Today begins National Nudist Recreation Weekend (there is a website listing activities with a minimal dress code) and July 9th, in several States of the Union (Texas demurring), is Sugar Cookie Day.

July 9th isn’t one of the more monumentous days of the calendar. No popes were crowned or emperors deposed, no battles of consequence were fought or treaties signed, no immortal symphonies were composed nor were any of the world's great books published on this day. But for a couple of people in ages past, it was a day to recall or reckon with.

Anne of Cleves was the daughter of a little-known German prince, born in 1515 near Dusseldorf. She was an unexceptional child. At twelve, she was betrothed to the future Duke of Lorraine and her future seemed set. Before the marriage took place, however, Henry VIII’s third wife, Jane Seymour, died (of natural causes, her head still attached) and the uxorious Henry set his men a-looking across the Christian world for Wife Number Four. Soon the king’s attention was directed to Dusseldorf, where Anne was waiting for the Duke of Lorraine to come and sweep her off her feet. Instead, spurred on by accounts of her beauty, Henry sent the world-famous portrait painter Hans Holbein to Dusseldorf castle. He painted the picture you see up right. When Henry saw it, marriage negotiations began and, by November of 1539, a marriage treaty had been signed. Anne and her entourage arrived in England on New Year’s Eve and the next day Henry anxiously went to see her. Afterward, with some irritation, he told his courtiers he’d been misled about her looks. Could he get out of the marriage? His principal advisor, Thomas Cromwell, reminded him treaties were signed and warned the king’s reputation among the crowns of Europe would suffer if he simply sent her home (Cromwell was the foremost advocate of the marriage and was not unconcerned about his own fate if the king was unhappy). So, laying aside his disappointment, the wedding took place on January 6, 1540. That evening, in the royal bedchamber, Henry’s conjugal duties went unfulfilled. A nervous Cromwell was waiting outside the room the next morning and asked the king, “How liked you the Queen?” Henry looked at him darkly and said, “I liked her before not well, but now I like her much worse.” He ordered Cromwell and his Archbishop of Canterbury (who’d just performed the marriage) to work out a divorce. It took six months, but it was done. On July 9, 1540, Parliament issued a decree of nullity. Anne (who knew how Henry’s previous marriages ended) acquiesced and even wrote a letter supporting the King, asking that the marriage be annulled. Henry was so pleased he gave her several manor houses and a settlement of 3,000 pounds a year, making her the richest woman in England. Three weeks after the parliamentary decree, Thomas Cromwell’s head was “stricken from his shoulders” on the green outside the Tower of London for disappointing his king. Anne lived out her days in wealth and quietness and died peacefully in her bed in 1557, twenty years after Henry met his eternal fate. The young woman who could barely speak English may have been the smartest of the Six Wives.

Zachary Taylor, the 12th President of the United States, served one of the shortest terms in history. “Old Rough and Ready,” the hero of the Mexican War, attended ceremonies for the dedication of the Washington Monument on the Fourth of July in 1850. Dressed in a black, high-collar suit, the president suffered a sun stroke and was removed to the White House. When he regained consciousness, Taylor demanded several pitchers of iced milk. After drinking those, he called for more, asking also for “a large bowl of cherries.” By that evening he was very sick. His doctors prescribed several large doses of opium and quinine and bled him repeatedly, but in spite of these “attentions,” his condition worsened. The physicians told his wife early on July 9th there was no hope of survival. He died that morning shortly after 10 AM having been president for 491 days. Historians say his term was so short he had no discernible impact on the country. Maybe that's a lesson worth remembering!

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Walking the Labyrinth—I love early American music. As I write this, I’m listening to a beautifully-done recording of the Tudor Choir singing selections from their CD The Shapenote Album, a collection of tunes, songs and hymns from the 18th and early 19th centuries. The music is rich and boisterous, full of energy and powerful in delivering its message in the straightforward language of our forbearers. Music speaks to us on several levels at once, affecting us sometimes in unconscious ways. The final nights of Holy Week there is an ancient service called Tenebrae (Latin for “Shadows”). It’s a collection of eighteen Psalms interspersed with readings from Scripture. The Psalms are chanted with melodies many centuries old and the chanting weaves a strange magic on the participants. Chant a few Psalms and you can appreciate the music and get something of the words the music conveys. Chant eighteen Psalms in an hour or two and you will be transported by the music. The steady cadence of the music enables the words of the Psalms to caress the soul; God can speak words of consolation even when we don’t realize we’re listening. I imagine something very much like that happened to our ancestors when they enjoyed a “hymn-sing.”

St Ephrem was a deacon in Syria sixteen hundred years ago. You may have heard of him from the famous prayer attributed to him which is recited by Orthodox Christians daily throughout Lent, “O Lord and Master of My Life.” St Ephrem was a theologian of renown during his lifetime but as he wrote in Syriac (a dialect of Aramaic, the language Jesus spoke) his works have been closed to those who don’t know the language. Most interesting to me, though, is that Ephrem wrote his most profound theology as poetry. He wrote his theology not to be read in quiet candle-lit chambers but to be sung out loud!

Theology isn’t usually associated with poetry, but Ephrem thought it was the best medium for conveying profound truths. He understood something which theologians and believers of any faith sometimes forget when they talk about what they believe: God is not a doctrine and theology is not a theory. Ephrem believed we can only talk about God after we acknowledge we don’t know what we’re talking about. We use words to talk about God because we don’t have anything else. “God clothed Himself with language,” Ephrem sang, “so He could clothe us with Himself.” For centuries and more, religious language has been a weapon that has obscured truth as much as it has been a vehicle that expressed it.

Ephrem insists that we approach God with real humility. My old mentor, Fr Rogers, used to tell me humility was not trying to convince yourself you were worthless and bad (which, he said, no sane person ever really believes anyway). Humility, he said, is from the word humus, “earth.” The humble person is one whose feet are firmly set on the ground. Real humility is to know ourselves as best we can, and understand we can know God only in tiny bits and pieces, as best we can catch an occasional glimpse of He Who Is. If we know our vision is imperfect, Ephrem says, if we’re “clothed with humility,” we begin to be ready to talk—or, better yet—to sing about God. St Ephrem didn’t treat words about God as an intellectual exercise. Ephrem’s songs about God are as much addressed to God as about Him. He has no interest in God as a theory—for the Syrian saint, God Is Present Now, here, everywhere and always. An academic discussion about God, to Ephrem’s mind, is as ludicrous as one person carrying on a conversation about himself with himself.

St Ephrem was not indifferent to the necessity of dogma, but wanted it to reflect the reality of human limitations. We are fallen, easily-distracted, argumentative creatures contemplating the Infinite Sea of Charity. One of his hymns is entitled “Against Heresies.” After singing the dangers of the heresies of his day, St Ephrem concludes his work with a stanza of warning to himself and his hearers:

“As I have acknowledged Thee, O Lord
Do Thou acknowledge me.

Show Thy compassions on this sinner
Who believes in Thee.

Even as he sins, O Master
He knocks at Thy door.

Even though his steps are sluggish
Still, he travels Thy highway.”

I read this poem for the first time only a few weeks ago, but it seems to me a perfect song for a walker on any Labyrinth. We cling to our imperfect vision of God, confident not in what we know but Who we know. He’s the One Who guides our faltering steps—and we know where He’s taking us. Our steps may be sluggish and the scenery for each of us a bit different, but our Labyrinths take us along the King’s Highway. You might want to sing as you walk.

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Friday, July 02, 2010

A Foretaste of Joy

Today is July 2, the 183rd day of the year; 182 days remain of 2010. It is the Feast of the Visitation of the Blessed Virgin Mary on the calendar of the Western Church; the Russian Orthodox today venerate St Job, the first Patriarch of Moscow. He died 403 years ago. On the calendar of Coptic (Egyptian) Christians, today is Baunah 25th, and the year is 1726; they are celebrating the feast of St Peter IV, the 34th Patriarch of Alexandria who died in 569. It is June 19th on the “Old Style” Julian calendar, and the 20th of Tamuz, in the year 5770 on the Jewish calendar. The ancient Romans called July 2nd “ante diem VI Nonas July.”

As ever, today's calendar of our past is chock-full of people and events great and small. Valentinian III, one of the last Roman Emperors, was born in Ravenna in 419. His claim to the imperial purple was unassailable: he was the son, grandson, great-grandson, cousin, and nephew (twice over) of Roman Emperors—but sometimes, the situation calls for more than just imperial genes. When he was proclaimed emperor Valentinian was only six years old, and the Empire was collapsing. During his reign the Romans lost their last footholds in Spain and Gaul (that's "France" to you and me), they were unable to prevent pirates from raiding Sicily at will, and the few Roman cities remaining in North Africa were lost to the Visigoths. As the empire wheezed towards its end, the response of the Emperor and his court was to repeatedly raise taxes on an already financially-strained populace—a frequent policy (then and now) of failing governments. Valentinian was assassinated when he was 30 years old by agents of a wealthy Roman who wanted to see what it was like to be emperor. That man was himself assassinated eleven months later by people who thought he was doing a worse job than Valentinian. “Uneasy rests the head…” Valentinian is gone, but not quite forgotten. He strutted on the stage 1300 years later in George Frederich Handel’s opera Ezio, and aficionados of the old "Prince Valiant" comic strip may recall Valentinian’s appearance there. In neither case did he cast a heroic shadow.

Archbishop Thomas Cranmer, who presided over Henry VIII’s pillaging of the medieval English Church, was born today in 1489. He was a befuddled theologian, but a master of English prose. To him we owe the unforgettable cadences of the Book of Common Prayer, with its elegant collects and stately litanies. Sadly, with Anglican liturgical “reforms” of the past 40 years, little of Cranmer’s linguistic bequest remains in the current versions of the Book of Common Prayer . The modern poet W H Auden cautioned that there was no one alive capable of revising the language of the Prayer Book and today's "revisers" have proved him right. Modern liturgical language seems principally inspired by phrases taken off fast-food wrappers. Can anyone doubt that the trite level of religion in the world today, which primarily assures us God is our "bud" and everything and anything we want to do is just fine by Him, is unrelated to the trite language we use in worship? Cranmer's line from the General Confession which reads "We have left undone those things which we ought to have done, and we have done those things which we ought not to have done" has become "we have done wrong and not done right." Our worship isn't profound because our thoughts aren't profound; our thoughts aren't profound because our language is "lite."

Sharing this natal day with Valentinan and the Archbishop is Walter Brennan, “Grampa” in the old television series The Real McCoys. He nicely rounds out today's trio.

Two other events drawn from the historical record demand mention: in this day in 1843, while a thunderstorm crackled over Charleston, South Carolina, a full-grown, live alligator fell from the clouds and landed near the front steps of old St John’s Church on Broad Street. After hurtling through the atmosphere and a relatively safe landing, the alligator was promptly killed by the citizenry. One hundred and four years later, Mr and Mrs Dan Wilmot witnessed a “large glowing object" zoom across the sky at "400 or 500 miles per hour." This was outside Roswell, New Mexico. A few days after their sighting, the public information office of the Roswell Army Air Field issued a press release claiming to have recovered the remains of a “flying disc.” People have been reporting "flying saucers" ever since. Perhaps it’s worth noting that Nostradamus died today in 1566.

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Walking the Labyrinth—I am delighted to return to the Labyrinth after an Eastertide hiatus. I return with an odd and perhaps unbelievable confession: I miss Lent.

If you’ve ever been on a retreat, one of the first things you probably remember is that you didn’t want it to end. The evening before leaving a retreat, most people begin to regret their immanent return to the everyday world. For many this might be the first time they’ve been able to turn their attention exclusively to their neglected spiritual lives. When the time comes to actually leave, it's often a time of tears—tears of sorrow at leaving; tears of joy at what they’ve received: rare glimpses of their own souls, friendships formed, insights gained and even occasional brushes against the One Who Is. Psychologists have a name for this, as they do for most things: Coming Down from the Mountain Syndrome (it’s possible to name things and not quite understand the thing you’ve named). It usually takes a few days to a week (depending on how long you spent in retreat) to acclimatize to the banality of the world—but we do. Still, sometimes for months or even years, afterward, we remember the time and cherish the memories.

Lent can be like that. Our prayer, fasting and almsgiving, the focus on our spiritual lives, time devoted to something other than ourselves, these and the other facets of Lent can make it a spiritually rich--dare I use the word--a spritually luxurious time. We may surprise ourselves when we become vaguely aware of a sense of regret at the approaching Feast of the Resurrection.

True joy is foreign to most of us. We all feel happy at times, maybe even a lot of the time. But true joy is a gift of the Spirit, St Paul tells us. My guess is that most of us wouldn’t know what to do with true joy. That’s part of the reason for our Lenten/Easter dilemma—certainly it’s mine. Of course, a lot of people will say “I know what true joy is” in a sort of knee-jerk response. But true joy doesn’t wax and wane, it simply “is,” it remains, it endures. It’s an ongoing, continuing Gift, given by the Lord to those He has prepared to receive it. And “preparation” is the key word. Joy is formed in us by a spiritual process. Eastertide, with its alleluias, the sustained joy of the liturgy which endures even when our personal Easter “highs” have evaporated, is the liturgical sign of that spiritual Gift of joy. Easter has meaning, though, because of the Three Days which precede it. Easter shines so brightly because Good Friday is so very dark.

In St John Chrysostom’s Easter Sermon, he calls one and all—those who have fasted through the season and those who have ignored the fast—all to come to the table. “The fatted calf has been slain; let all partake!” he cries. And we all do. But if we ignore the fast and show up only for the feast, we participate only in the flesh—we eat the Easter ham but miss the Easter Lamb—the One “slain from before the foundation of the world.”

The Easter Feast is the earthly sign of Heaven, and, despite what we may think, most of us aren’t ready for Heaven. We still need the fasting and praying and almsgiving that Lent exhorts us to. We need it to grow. We crave joy but most of us aren’t spiritually ready for it. It’s a Gift God gives to souls prepared to receive it. It’s nothing to be ashamed of that most of us have only occasional “foretastes” of joy; given the fallen world in which we live (and live oh, so willingly!), those foretastes can feed and sustain us through a host of “slings and arrows.”

God is preparing us for an eternity of joy, but as we each walk our earthly labyrinths, following sometimes with little more than blind faith (which, in spite of all that’s said against it, is sometimes the only thing that can sustain us), abiding joy seems elusive. It should. Until it’s been formed in us, until our souls have been prepared to receive and live in joy, we can’t endure it. It would be like looking at the sun all the time. “Now, we see through a glass, darkly,” St Paul lectures us, “but then,” when we’re ready, “we’ll see face to Face.” Seeing through a glass darkly is preparation, a mercy. Seeing darkly prepares us for the Day we’ll see clearly. Walking the Labyrinth—the one prepared for you—with its joys and sorrows, pains and pleasures, is full of foretastes of Heaven and reminders of earth. Each step, even the painful ones (perhaps I should say, especially the painful ones), on your labyrinthine walk is necessary. It’s taking you Home. I’m glad to be walking it with you again.

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Some of you followed my daily blog, “The Lenten Oasis,” through that season, and several have asked me to continue something similar. After ruminating like an old steer on it for the whole of Eastertide, I’ve decided to write another weekly blog in addition to “Labyrinthus.” I’ve titled it “When I Am Gray-Headed” after one of the verses in the Psalter that never fails to bring a smile to my face, Psalm 71.17. I am writing it for the “gray-headed,” those of “riper years,” and the spiritual challenges we face. You recall the Law of the Conservation of Energy from physics? Energy never disappears, it just changes shape. The same is true of the struggles and challenges (and opportunities!) of the spiritual life. They don’t disappear as we get older, they just change shape. The Seven Deadly Sins remain equally deadly and the growth in Grace remains just as promising as in our younger years, but both sin and Grace now look a bit different—they may have changed shape, but they’re still there, as pressing as ever. I’m thinking no one under fifty years old will be allowed to read this blog. How does that sound? I will begin “Gray-Headed” the first week of August. Let me know if you’re interested—I’ll be putting together a mailing list in the next week or so.

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Thursday, March 25, 2010

"Come the Resurrection..."

Dear Friends,

There will be no posts on Labyrinthus until Easter Week. I'm writing a daily Lenten meditation at http://theoasis-peregrinus.blogspot.com/

Drop by and take a look!

Pax,
Greg Wilcox+

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

A Rhyme for the Beginning of Lent

A Rhyme for the Beginning of Lent
by Robert Herrick (1591-1674)


Is this a Fast, to keep the larder leane?
and cleane from fat of Veales and Sheep?

Is it to quit the dish of Flesh, yet still
to fill the platter high with fish?

Is it to fast an houre or rag’d go,
or show a down cast look, and sour?

No: ‘tis a fast, to dole thy sheaf of wheat
and meat unto the hungry soule.

It is to fast from strife, from old debate
and hate:
to circumcise thy life.

To shew a heart grief-rent; to starve thy sin,
not Bin
and that’s to keep thy Lent.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Dogmas Secular and Sacred

Walking the Labyrinth-February 12, 2010—Few things provide me more fun and fascination than perusing an antique Martyrology. Martyrologies are collections of the lives of the saints, written to preserve the stories of those whose feasts are celebrated on the calendar of the Church year. The oldest surviving collections go back to the fourth century. The writing is stylized, and follows predictable patterns, but there are those occasional delights that jump from the page straight to the heart. Today is one such for me. St Luden was a medieval pilgrim, the son of a minor Scottish nobleman, who lived at the end of the twelfth century. He resolved to travel to Jerusalem to pray for his family and friends at the Holy Places, setting out in 1198, when he was 24 years old. Two years later he arrived at Jerusalem; he visited the Holy Sepulchre, walked the Via Dolorosa, bathed in the Jordan River, and prayed at the Church of the Annunciation in Nazareth. Along the way, the young man kept a diary of his travels, thoughts and prayers. After almost a year in the Holy Land, he left for Scotland during the summer of 1201. Luden never returned home. While traveling through the Alsace border of eastern France, he got sick outside the small village of Nordhouse. On February 12, 1202, he sat under a nearby tree and died. When villagers approached him he had a large pouch at his side; they carried him to the parish priest who opened the pouch and found Luden’s diary. It began “I am Luden, the son of Hildebod, a Lord of Scotland. I have become a pilgrim for the love of God.” His diary revealed a profound piety and the local people began to speak of Luden as a saint. A chapel was built in his honor on the site his body was discovered; it was enlarged to a church in 1492, when his remains were formally enshrined in a tomb. The Ludenkirche is still there today. No big miracles, no great accomplishments in Luden’s life, but piety put to practice, walking the path of a pilgrim. For me at least, clumsily walking my labyrinthine path, Luden isn’t a bad saint to remember. He died on his route (as each of us will), but he arrived at his Goal.

Some people are just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Two such unfortunates, joined only by today’s date and a mutuality of distresses, are Zahir ad-Din Toghtekin and Lorenzo Cardinal Campeggio. Toghtekin (known as “Dodeghin” in the French chronicles of the Crusades) by some accounts began his life as a Turkish slave about 1060. He rose through the ranks of the military and in 1092 came to the attention of the emir of Damascus, who put him in charge of his army. Toghtekin, though, had set his sights higher than mere military rank. Over the next several years, through scheming, bribery and murder, he made himself Lord of Damascus, marrying his predecessor’s widow. Before the end of the year his troubles began. The Great Army of Godfrey de Boullion, the leader of the First Crusade, appeared, unexpectedly, before the walls of Antioch. Toghtekin, who hadn’t even known there was such a thing as a Crusade, sent some men to drive them off. When they didn’t return, Toghtekin led a force of 500 against the invaders only to discover Godfrey was at the head of an army of 40,000. This was the first in a whole series of Very Unwelcome Events. For the next 31 years of his life, Toghtekin fought a losing war against the Crusaders, and when he wasn’t fighting them, he had to put down rebellions by his own vassals. In 1103, the Crusaders took Homs, in 1106 they captured Tripoli, a few years later Tyre fell. His empire crumbled around him. After the loss of the great commercial center of Tiberias in 1113, he made peace with the “Franks,” signing a treaty with Baldwin I, the King of Jerusalem and allying with the Crusaders against his fellow Muslims. He repented within a year and joined an army to drive out the Crusaders, but it was resoundingly defeated. Toghtekin participated in three more campaigns against the Franks but lost each one. He died on February 12, 1128, the treasury of Damascus depleted and his name in disrepute across Islam. Sometimes, it’s just better to “bloom where you are planted.”

Lorenzo Campeggio was born in Milan on February 12, 1471. He came from a well-to-do family, not noble but prosperous. In 1500 he took his doctorate in canon and civil law from the University of Bologna and immediately married. After his wife died giving birth to their sixth child in 1509, Pope Julius II (who in my mind will always look and sound like Rex Harrison in “The Agony and the Ecstasy,” rather than the old bearded man of Raphael’s portrait) convinced him to take up the life ecclesiastical. He quickly rose through the hierarchy, sent as papal legate to the Emperor Maximilian I in 1510, created Bishop of Feltre in 1512, in 1513 appointed papal legate to Milan. Pope Leo X made him a cardinal in 1517 and Maximilian immediately named him Cardinal-Protector of the Holy Roman Empire. In 1518 he was made papal legate to England, where he clashed with Cardinal Wolsey, jealous of the much-titled new arrival. In January, 1523 he was named Cardinal-Protector of England and the next year Bishop of Salisbury. Late the same year, the pope made him Bishop of Bologna. With his many positions, endowments and benefices, Campeggio was one of the best-connected (not to say richest) men in Europe. “What goes up,” the adage says, “must come down.” In 1527, when troops allied to Emperor Charles V sacked Rome (it’s always smart to pay the people with guns) Campeggio was left in charge of the city as the pope fled. The cardinal saw his estates destroyed, his fortune seized by the mob, his family scattered. In the midst of the disaster, King Henry VIII decided he could wait no longer to marry Anne Boleyn, and ordered Campeggio to return to England and see to it. Ever the diplomat, Campeggio tried to delay a decision, hoping one or more of the parties would die—or at least—change their mind. He stalled for three years, until an angry Henry took matters into his own hands (to see how successfully it all came out, look up “General Synod, Church of England” in this week’s newspapers). Campeggio returned to Rome, his policies in shambles—Henry had kicked him out of England, revoked his titles and—in what would become a Henrician habit—confiscated his incomes. He found both pope and emperor in a forgiving mood. The emperor gave him a nice castle in Germany and the pope made him Bishop of Huerca in Spain, Candia in Cyprus (he never had to visit either one) and he was given the income of Majorca—his son having been named bishop of the island but still too young to act in the office. Campeggio died quietly at home during the summer of 1538, his fortune re-established by both church and state. Both his sons, two of his brothers and one of his nephews became bishops of wealthy dioceses, thanks to his influence. In spite of the pious priests and reverend clergy you may know, Religion Can Pay.

Lady Jane Grey, “the Nine Day’s Queen,” was beheaded at the age of 16 on February 12, 1554. She never quite understood why.

The Reverend Doctor Cotton Mather, American Puritan and apologist for the Salem Witch Trials, was born on February 12, 1663. As a boy he attended Boston Latin School—where Meg teaches today!—and, following family tradition, he, like his father and grandfather before, became a Puritan clergyman. He was a prolific author (he wrote more than 400 books and pamphlets in his 65 years), who, in addition to worrying about witches, experimented with the hybridization of plants and was one of the first Americans to have his family inoculated against smallpox. Though Cotton wrote some very long books (the only one really read anymore is his Wonders of the Invisible World, written in 1693, wherein he describes and defends the Salem Trials), most people of his day knew him from what were then known as “Execution-Sermons.” These were short pamphlets recounting in lurid detail the crimes of those people executed—usually for murder—in Puritan New England. They were best-sellers in their day and Cotton mastered the form. Mather re-published a collection of his favorite Execution-Sermons in 1699 under the title Pillars of Salt. In 2008, The Library of America reprinted the entirety of Pillars of Salt in its retrospective two centuries of American True Crime writing. Cotton Mather—the literary progenitor of Dashiell Hammett?

On February 12, 1797, Franz Joseph Haydn, court composer for the noble Esterhazy family, introduced what he hoped would become the National Hymn of Austria. He’d lived for five years in England and was impressed with the English “national song”—“God Save the King.” Wanting to produce something similar for Austria, he wrote a tune for the words Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser (“God Save Emperor Francis”) for the birthday of Francis II, Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. It is sometimes called the Kaiserhymne (“Emperor's Hymn”), though the name of the tune in most English-speaking hymnals is “Austria.” The English hymn opens with the words “Glorious Things of thee are spoken, Zion, City of our God.” The tune was also used, long after Haydn’s death, by German poet Hoffmann von Fallersleben in his Das Lied der Deutschen (1841). The opening words are “Deutschland, Deutschland über alles" and despite its tinny use in Germany during the 1930’s, it remains the German National Anthem today.

On February 12, 1809, two births of immense consequence for the century took place. In Hodgenville, Kentucky, Abraham Lincoln, future President of the United States was born in a log cabin; the same day, in Shrewsbury, England, in the mansion of Richard Darwin, his wife Susanna gave birth to their fifth child, Charles. In 1859 that same Charles published On the Origin of Species. There isn’t a lot I can tell you about either of these men you don’t already know—but I bet you didn’t know this: last year, on the bi-centennial of their natal day, Google designed a special logo to run on all its web-pages, celebrating Darwin Day (of which more later). They received so many complaints about the perceived slight to the Great Emancipator the logo came down and, if you look at today’s Google logo, you’ll find no sign of either nativity. Incidentally, Newsweek Magazine ran a special cover (see the illustration up and to the right) and story that day about the two men, asking which was more influential (Lincoln won). Letters over the next few weeks, however, indicated that many readers—or at least, lookers—thought the story was about which of the two could “take down” the other in a wrestling match. Now there's a historical question. Unsurprisingly, Abe won that one, too.

On February 12, 1878, Frederick W. Thayer, captain of the Harvard University Baseball Club, patented the baseball catcher’s mask. Later, he became a dentist. I know those two things have to be related.

On February 12, 1915, Lorne Greene (that’s Ben Cartwright to you and me) was born in Ottowa, Ontario to Russian Jewish immigrants (in those days he was Lyon Hyman Green). While studying chemical engineering, he took a job at the university radio station and enjoyed it so much he left school for a job with the Canadian Broadcasting Company. He was nicknamed “The Voice of Canada” by the mid-1930’s, but in the early days of World War II, as he delivered the somber news day after day, Canadians took to calling him “The Voice of Doom.” The Bonanza television program turned him into an icon of the Old West (I remember going to rodeos in my youth and seeing “Ben” and “Hoss” and “Little Joe” taking a quick ride around the ring, waving them hats, their pistols a-blazin’, and then later appearing to sign autographs. Don’t know where any of those old signed pictures are nowadays). Later in life, after Bonanza was off the air, Lorne recorded ten albums between 1960 through 1966—including Bonanza Ponderosa Party Time and Welcome to the Ponderosa. They make painful listening today—as they must have then to the impartial listener. Still, True Believers gave ole Ben six weeks at the top of America’s music charts in 1964 with “Ringo.” It tells the story of a lawman of the Old West and an outlaw named Ringo (loosely based on Johnny Ringo). Sometime, somebody in Hollywood, needs to tell actors that just because they can make money acting in front of a camera, that doesn't necessarily mean they are qualified to sing behind a microphone. Nor, for that matter, does it make them intelligent commentators on American politics.

Today is the 43rd day of the year. 322 days are left in 2010 (are you used to writing “2010” yet?). The ancient Romans dated today as ante diem idus Februarius. For Coptic Christians today is Amshir 5, 1726, the Coptic Martyrology lists "saints Anba Bishay of the Akhmim Monastery, and Anba Abanub, known as the owner of the Golden Fan." I have no idea what the “golden fan” is or was, but I’m determined to find out. When I do, I’ll let you in on it. The Congress of the United States has declared February 12 “National Jello Day” (hm-that’s not so inappropriate, when you think about it), and a number of groups across the globe—though not the U S Congress—have named today “Darwin Day.” I don’t have a thing against Darwin’s theories qua theories, except that many adherents seem to believe those who would question their unquestionable certainties are dangerous throwbacks to a Neanderthal past. Scientific inquiry ends where federal dollars begin.

Lent is upon us, and soon. Monday is “Clean Monday” in the Orthodox Churches, the first day of their Lenten observances. This coming Wednesday is “Ash Wednesday,” when Lent begins for Western Christians. Between now and then lies Shrove Tuesday, commonly called (by those who don’t know about Tuesday Shriving) Mardi Gras—Fat Tuesday. I hope your Tuesday is fun—I’m having pancakes and sausages to eat, watching Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and having a nice cup o’ bourbon—and your Wednesday is holy—I’m off to confession, laying aside my beloved Cicero for forty days and forty nights and wrasslin’ through the Gospel of Mark in Greek (with a fat lexicon by my side). Happy fasting.


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Many thanks to Steve Mitchell, who suggested I change the format of the first part of Labyrinthus so as to make it easier to read. Breaking the single run-on paragraph up, he suggested, makes each topic easier—and the whole more pleasant—to read. This week’s emails tell me several of you agree. Just don’t think I change easily. It took Steve, Barry, Tanya and Beata seven years—the time it took Jacob to labor for Rachel—before I’d agree to use a computer at all!


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I’ll say, right off the bat, I’m a believer in dogma. For years I taught Dogmatic Theology: I taught it, believed it, and liked it. Still do.

Dogma, the noun, dogmatic, the adjective, dogmatically, the adverb are negative words in our current vocabulary. They connote close-mindedness, ignorance and a self-satisfied, self-contained view of the world. A dogmatic person, by this account, suffers from an inability to distinguish between established facts and personal opinions. I’ve known a lot of people who fit this mold. Some are Christians, some atheists, some Jews, some Muslims, some are scientists: any religion—or lack of it, any point of view—can be forced into the mold.

Dogma wasn’t originally a bad word. It comes to us from the ancient Greeks and at first it meant “things so obviously true everybody accepts them,” and so a dogmatic statement would be something like: “the sky is blue” or “justice is better than injustice.” This actually is where Socrates got his start, where philosophy, as we know it, began. Socrates didn’t necessarily deny the daily dogmas of Greek life, but he did ask questions about them. “If justice is better than injustice,” he might ask, “how is it better? What do we mean when we say ‘justice?’ ” In its earliest form, then, dogma simply meant “the truths we all accept.” It wasn’t a particularly religious word.

Over time, dogma came to mean those particular tenets which distinguished one school of philosophy from another. What did a follower of Plato believe as distinct from a disciple of Epicurus? Those distinctions came to be called dogmas, “distinguishing opinions.” If you look up “dogma” in most dictionaries, that’s how it defines the word. Dogmas are the characteristic beliefs of one group or another. We’ve refined the word a bit since, and some of us (me included) distinguish between “dogmas”—“essential beliefs”—and “doctrines”—those beliefs which flow from dogmas. That’s best left to another discussion in another place. We can say that dogmas are “core beliefs.”

The important word here is “belief.”

When I tell you I believe something, I mean more than “I guess this might be so.” I mean, “this is true.” All of us have had the unpleasant discovery of realizing something we believed to be so wasn’t so. Sometimes we shrug it off, sometimes it brings us to a personal crisis. We don’t stop “believing” things when that happens, because “believing” is an essential part of us. I go to bed believing I’ll wake up in the morning, though someday I won’t. I believe the merchant will take my cash as good for my purchases (though someday he may not!); I believe the waitress will understand my language when I give her my order, it’s safe to believe my hair color will still be gray next week. These basic beliefs, these daily dogmas, help us move through our lives with order and continuity.

But, in the tradition of our western culture, dogma does imply more. It has become a religious word.

In fact, dogma can describe something intensely personal and liberating. When a Jew recites the Sh’ma, “Hear O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is One,” when a Christian says the Apostles’ Creed, “I believe in God the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son our Lord…” and when a Muslim intones the shahadah, “There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is His Prophet,” all are speaking dogmatically. Each is saying “this I believe.” We are grounding ourselves in the reality of God, in His presence and Grace. This is no mere intellectual assent. It is prayer at its most fundamental level. We will disagree about the contents of these dogmatic statements: neither Jew nor Christian will accept the Muslim’s claims about Mohammed and both Jew and Muslim will reject the Trinitarian faith enshrined in the Apostles’ Creed (some “who profess and call themselves Christians” reject it too). Dogma lies at the heart of any religious belief. Without dogma you can still have a religion, but it will be entirely self-centered and ultimately self-absorbed (“I’m not very religious but I’m a very spiritual person” is another way of saying “I decide what’s true or false, right or wrong, good or bad, for me.” Try that line on the sufferers of Buchenwald).

I’m not a scientist or a climatologist. I have no empirical data to tell me whether the claims made by those who make dire predictions about “global warming” are true or not (I suspect though, some people this week may have thoughts of their own as they shovel their driveways or contemplate their snow-shrouded patio furniture). It's worth noting that a growing number of news organizations are carrying stories about the doctoring or suppression of any evidence that calls those New Dogmas into question. There’s an old Latin phrase worth remembering: Cui Bono? “Who benefits?” Detectives consider “who benefits” when they look at a crime, as do judges and lawyers and sometimes even reporters. We have it in the back of our minds when something happens we don’t like. We may not say. “Hmm-‘cui bono?’ ” But we do think “what are they getting out of that?” Perhaps the old phrase can even be applied to scientists.

When I was young, I was taught the basics of Darwin’s theory of evolution. I accepted it. I had the good fortune to have pastors and teachers who saw no conflict between scientific and religious truth. Evolution, as I understand it, makes sense to me. God can create using whatever methodologies and tools He wants (St Augustine’s famous phrase, “God still creates, He still redeems, He still sanctifies!” doesn’t seem too out-of-place in this context). If Darwin is correct—or as I imagine is more likely—partially correct, good for him and good for us. If he’s completely wrong, and all things sprung into immediate and full existence as many “creationists” seem to insist, that’s great too. One way or another, we were called into being. However, Dogmatic Darwinians not only demand that I assent to Darwin’s evolutionary theory but require me further to renounce the superstitious shackles of religion (look at any one of the many “Darwin Day” sites on the internet). Darwin didn’t seem to think that necessarily followed, but in our day, scientific dogma carries a political clout the Inquisition might envy. Scientists who question the many conclusions of Global Warming—shown at least sometimes to be nothing more than speculations, as in the case of the Not-Quite-Dead-Yet Himalayan glaciers—are refused seating at conferences or tenure in universities—hmm—cui bono? Is it a victory for Science—or for scientists seeking for more global warming research dollars? I dunno, I’m not a scientist but a lot of this scrambling around of researchers lately looks like something other than a dispassionate interest in facts.

Dogma is not about scientific facts but religious belief. Every time somebody trots out the latest research on the Shroud of Turin, I—inwardly at least—roll my eyes. Whether it’s a clever medieval forgery or a genuine relic of Christ’s Resurrection makes no difference to my belief in what happened on the first Easter Day. Science will not make me pray more, sin less or love my neighbor as myself. That’s not its job. The Church 500 years ago learned to its chagrin that throwing Galileo in the calaboose didn’t affect the movement of the planets. Dogma tells us who we are; science tells us where we are (or, in Galileo’s elegant phrase, “The Bible tells us how to go to Heaven, not how the heavens go”). Both things are good and important. When one trespasses into the expertise of the other—nobody benefits.

One of the reasons so many “people of faith” question evolution, global warming or the latest scientific orthodoxy is that some scientists-or people who are called scientists—speak with an increasingly dogmatic tone. It’s not simply that evolution seems best to match the world as it appears, but if we understand it properly, we can-and should-jettison any notion of God as a stale leftover from our Dark Past. It’s okay to question the most intimate details about a life of faith—(I was particularly irritated when I read several years back that somebody somewhere had done research on whether or not prayer “worked” by having one set of sick people prayed for while leaving a controlled set “unprayed” for) but evidently many of today's "scientists" don't want the details of their research examined too closely. Some of them expect us to accept what they tell us on faith-the same faith they mock if it's attached to religion.

“Faith” St Paul said, “is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.”

We chaff at the dogmatic claims of scientists not because they are about science but precisely because they are not. When they speak dogmatically they are intruding in the courtyard of faith. And why? Because dogma is religious, and-to speak bluntly-they are propounding a new religion, even if they don’t know it. Their new dogma replaces the God Who speaks to the individual hearts of men and women with impersonal forces which we can harness and ultimately control. The ancient Greeks knew better. One of their words—even older than dogma—is hubris, "over-reaching pride."

I’m a believer in dogma, but it matters very much which dogmas you believe.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Love To Hate

Walking the Labyrinth-February 5, 2010—On February 5, 1597, twenty six people walked to the crest of Nishizaka Hill outside Nagasaki and were crucified. Six were Franciscan friars who led them in hymns as they climbed the hill. Paul Miki, a Japanese Jesuit, preached a sermon about forgiveness to the crowds from his cross. Among the twenty-six were three boys, eleven and twelve and thirteen, several old men, and a collection of artisans, cooks, and clerks. Fifty years earlier, St Francis Xavier first brought Christianity to Japan and his missionary efforts met with much success. Within six years, almost 60,000 Japanese had been baptized. The Shogun Oda Nobunaga welcomed the presence of the foreigners (he used the new religion to offset the immense power of Buddhist priests), but the suspicions of his successor were aroused as the new Japanese Christians took “new, strange and foreign names” at baptism (often, since the Franciscan and Jesuit missionaries were either Spanish or Portuguese, the saints’ names were Spanish or Portuguese); sometimes the new converts adopted European-style dress and manners. Christianity came to be seen as “unJapanese,” the new converts as potential spies. Spurred by these fears and the complaints of Buddhist clergy , the Shogun Toyotomi Hideyoshi outlawed Christianity, destroyed the churches and monasteries throughout the country, and arrested the Twenty-Six, most of whom were associated with Paul Miki, the eloquent Japanese Jesuit. They were marched from Kyoto to Nagasaki (about 560 miles) in the snow and crucified on their arrival (Nagasaki was the center of Christian activity in Japan; the Shogun hoped to make a spectacle of the converts but failed. As the Twenty-Six hung from their crosses, several in the crowd presented themselves to the presiding samurai and confessed their faith—they died in prison when the Shogun decided public spectacles didn’t always turn out as one might wish). The conversions didn’t cease. By 1600, almost 300,000 Japanese had turned to the new faith. Over the next thirty years, three vigorous periods of persecution resulted in the deaths of about 40,000 people. In 1629, the government, knowing many Japanese Christians continued to practice the illegal religion secretly, instituted the fumie or “treading.” Since Nagasaki was the Christian center of Japan, it became the site of an annual ceremony at which every adult in Nagasaki was required to participate. Carved images of the Crucifixion of Jesus and depictions of the Blessed Virgin Mary holding her Child were placed on the ground, long lines formed, and everyone was ordered to step on the icons. Those who refused were arrested, when they refused a second time they were thrown into the Mount Unzen volcano. Between 1629 and 1856, when fumie was discontinued due to the arrival of Commodore Perry, more than 300 Japanese were tossed into the depths of the volcano. Since the faith had been outlawed more than two hundred years before Perry’s arrival, foreigners showed much curiosity but held little hope of finding “secret Christians” in Japan. In 1865, however, priests of the Foreign Mission Society found more than 20,000 Japanese still “keeping the faith.” Many had Christian symbols hidden in their homes. Chief among them: images of Jesus, pictures of the Virgin Mary, and depictions of the Twenty-Six Martyrs of February 5.

Marcus Porcius Cato, Roman statesman, orator, and—most rare—an uncorrupt politician, committed suicide on this day in 46 BC. Serious-minded from his youth, Cato was reared in a wealthy and politically influential home. The great men of Roman politics in the last generation of the Republic, before Julius Caesar came to power and his nephew Augustus rose to the Imperium, were frequent callers at his parents’ home. Many a politician remarked at how uncomfortable the boy’s questioning made them. One, in a letter to friends, wrote “Young Marcus had the temerity to ask me why I and so many other senators did what seemed to benefit only ourselves and not the people of Rome!” The Roman dictator, Lucius Cornelius Sulla, liked to talk with young Cato when visiting with his parents. Sulla told his friends how the young Cato one day brought the conversation to an abrupt and embarrassed silence. The boy asked the dictator why he ordered his political opponents put to death. Before Sulla could respond, Cato asked “Don’t you expect someone will kill you one day in just the same way?” (It takes a man secure in his power to tell such a story on himself. As a matter of fact, Sulla died an old man at home, of liver failure. He had been a drinker of some repute for most of his life.) When the slaves revolted under Spartacus, Cato volunteered for the army—by the time he was 26 he commanded a legion. His men noted two things about their commander: his strict adherence to army regulations and his willingness to share their burdens. When the army built a road or erected a stockade, Cato worked alongside his men, eating the same rations and sleeping in a common soldier’s tent. His men protested when he announced to them his commission had expired and he would be returning to Rome—as a reward for their devotion, he gave them a long speech about “the importance of duty.” He took up the study of philosophy, but his friends got him elected to office (as quaestor, responsible for overseeing public expenditures). One of his first acts was to bring corruption charges against his predecessor in office. He allied himself with Cicero and the conservatives in the Senate. His reputation as a speaker and party advocate grew; eventually, it brought him into conflict with Julius Caesar, who he believed wanted to make himself king. His increasingly harsh speeches against Caesar, often made while Caesar sat in the same room, accused the general of plotting to overthrow the Republic. When Civil War did break out between the warring factions of Great Men (Caesar and Pompey, both of whom wanted to rule), Cato foretold the end of the Republic. When Caesar emerged victorious from the wars, he publicly stated he would pardon those who opposed him. At the news, Cato told friends to reconcile with Caesar if they could, but he would “not live in a world where the Republic was a memory.” Neither would he allow Caesar to pardon him. He went to his villa in Utica determined to commit suicide. The Roman historian Plutarch says Cato wanted to kill himself with his own sword, but failed because of an injured hand. “Cato did not immediately die of the wound; but struggling, fell off the bed…making such a noise that the servants heard it and came running…when his son and all his friends came into the chamber, seeing him in a pool of his own blood, a great part of his bowels out of his body, but himself still alive and able to look at them, they all stood in horror. The physician went to him, and would have put in his bowels, which were not pierced, and sewed up the wound; but Cato, recovering himself, and understanding the intention, thrust away the physician, plucked out his own bowels, and tearing open the wound, immediately expired.” Caesar told his friends “I grudge that man his death.” Over the centuries, Cato became the symbol of the incorruptible politician and the man of fixed principles. In 1712, Joseph Addison, the British playwright, published Cato: A Tragedy, recounting the last few days of the old Roman’s life. It may have been the most influential play of the century. With themes opposing liberty and tyranny, republicanism and monarchy, logic and emotion, it was frequently performed in the American colonies as well as in Great Britain. George Washington said it was his favorite drama and saw it repeatedly; he is said to have read it aloud to his officers during the harsh winter at Valley Forge. Cato was the man many of our Founding Fathers hoped to be. In Washington today, ethical conflicts are usually handled by hiring a publicist (once you’ve been found out), and letting everyone know that since God has already forgiven you, the electorate should, too.

On February 5, 1848, Belle Starr was born. She had the reputation of being a famous outlaw in the Old West, but Belle, it turns out, was mostly a girl who liked to date—and sometimes marry—Bad Boys. She was given a classical education in a private academy for young women and was an accomplished pianist. When the Union army attacked their home town of Carthage, Missouri, during the War Between the States, her father, a judge, packed up the family and moved to Texas. That’s where things started to go bad. Shortly thereafter she eloped with a man she’d had a crush on as a young girl; unfortunately he was wanted for murder in Arkansas. Two years into their marriage, she gave birth to a daughter—whose father was not her husband. He was one of her husband’s “business associates,” Cole Younger, of the notorious Younger Gang. She told Cole she was carrying his child and he immediately had to leave town. So did her husband: the law was after him. He went to California to escape, but, as so many others have found, Texas was irresistible. Shortly after returning to the Lone Star State, he was killed during a stagecoach robbery. In 1878, while still officially in mourning for her husband, Belle married another member of the Younger Gang, but left him after three weeks. The next year she married Sam Starr, a Cherokee who lived in what is now Oklahoma (then, Indian Territory). The pair set up a lucrative business near the Arkansas border fencing stolen goods, especially horses and bootleg whiskey. Sam was killed by a sheriff in a classic Western shoot-out; Belle moved on. Over the next couple of years, she took on a series of lovers with colorful names: Jack Spaniard, Jim French and Blue Duck, the notorious Indian outlaw. In order to keep title to her residence on Indian land, she married a relative of Sam Starr fifteen years her junior. By this time she was famous. National Police Gazette publisher, Richard K. Fox published a whole series of dime novels with Belle as the “Starr.” Belle began dressing and acting the part portrayed in Fox’s books: she wore a black velvet riding habit and a plumed hat, carried two pistols, and strapped cartridge belts across her hips. She made money posing for photographs and autographing Fox’s dime novels. He wrote a long novel, Bella Starr, the Bandit Queen, or the Female Jesse James, in 1889. Finally things were going her way. On February 3, 1889, two days before her 41st birthday, the Bandit Queen was riding home after “visiting” a friend. She was shot from her saddle by an unknown bushwacker, who came to her body and emptied his gun into it. No one was ever convicted, but the sheriff investigating said, “Almost everybody who knew her is a legitimate suspect. Nobody really liked her much, even her childrens [sic].” Someone, it’s unknown who, paid for her tombstone. On it is carved a horse and these words: “Shed not for her the bitter tear, Nor give the heart to vain regret, 'Tis but the casket that lies here, The gem that fills it sparkles yet.” One of those many guys she knew along the way evidently wasn’t all bad.

Marcel Proust, the French novelist and playwright, was sensitive about criticism. If he read something critical of his work in the newspaper, he often sent the critic a challenge to meet him for a duel. Only once was he taken up on it. On February 5, 1897, Proust met Jean Lorrain in the “dueling woods” outside Paris. The men had originally agreed to meet at 9 AM, but Proust, a notoriously late sleeper, sent word he would come at 3 PM instead—“No respectable man is up and busy at nine in the morning,” he wrote. Fortunately for French literature, both men were poor marksmen. Shots went wild, the requirements of honor were met, and Proust went to the theater that evening.

About 2 AM, on the morning of February 5, 1958, a B-47 bomber was flying a simulated bombing mission out of Homestead Air Force Base in Florida. It was carrying a hydrogen bomb. Suddenly, in the black of the night, something collided with the bomber. It was a “F-86” fighter, part of the same simulation. The fighter dropped into the sea, but the pilot of the bomber remained in the air, although the plane was badly damaged and in danger of falling from the sky. The captain’s mind raced. What would happen if he crashed on land with a hydrogen bomb? He was given permission to jettison the bomb over water. The crew waited nervously as it fell from the plane into the darkness. The only thing they could definitely say is there was no explosion. The pilot landed the crippled plane at Hunter Army Air Field outside Savannah, Georgia, and the search for the bomb, a 7,600 pound Mark 15 explosive, began immediately. More than 100 missions were launched between February 6 and April 15, before the Navy announced they couldn’t find it. “It is believed to be embedded in silt, between two and five meters deep” (that’s 5-15 feet for most of us) “at the bottom of Wassaw Sound.” It’s still there. The Air Force disclosed the bomb’s loss late in 1958. At that time, an Air Force spokesman said there was no significant danger because, “although it contains 400 pounds (180 kg) of conventional high explosives and highly enriched uranium, the bomb's nuclear capsule, used to initiate the nuclear reaction, was removed prior to flight.” In 1966, though, Assistant Secretary of Defense W.J. Howard said otherwise when subpoenaed by Congress to testify about the incident. When asked about the claim that it was relatively safe, Howard contradicted earlier statements about the bomb’s safety. “It is a complete weapon, a bomb with a nuclear capsule," he told the committee. “There is legitimate cause for concern.” After a 2004 study, the Air Force determined "It is prudent to leave the bomb covered in mud at the bottom of the sea floor rather than disturb it and risk the potential of detonation or contamination." As the highway signs say in Texas whenever you pass a group of maintenance workers along the road, here are “Your Tax Dollars at Work.”

This is the 36th day of 2010. 329 days remain in the year. The ancient Romans (Cato and Caesar) called this the nonae Februarius. The month was sacred to the goddess Februa, mother of Mars, and goddess of passion. Her name is derived from the Latin word febris, the “fever” of love. St Valentine, a third century priest in Rome, had the misfortune of being martyred this “feverish” month and his name is now synonymous with saccharine poetry printed on overpriced cards. February is also congressionally-mandated as “Potato Lover’s Month” and “National Return the Grocery Cart Month.” “Marijuana Awareness Month,” also in February, is not sponsored by Congress, but by a (pardon me) “grassroots” organization, Students for Sensible Drug Policy—the other campaign of the SSD, in case you’re wondering, seeks to lower the legal age for drinking. International Hoof Care Week ends today; February 5th is National Weatherman’s Day (shouldn’t that be “Weatherperson?”) and American Bubble Gum Day. In Finland, today is Runeberg Day. Johan Ludvig Runeberg (who died in 1877) is still called “the national poet of Finland.” An essential part of the day’s celebration calls for the ingestion of Runeberg's Tart, a Finnish pastry seasoned with almonds, rum and raspberry jam, circled with a ring of sugar. According to legend, Runeberg enjoyed the tarts so much he insisted on having one served every day with his breakfast. In Finland they are available from New Year’s Day until Runeberg's birthday on February 5. Popular legend says Runeberg's wife, Fredrika, created the tart. Her recipe book from the 1850s has the recipe. “See You Later, Alligator” by Bill Haley & His Comets topped America’s music charts today in 1956.

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Pardon me, while I fulminate. I will be brief. Earlier this week, before I wrote about the Martyrs of Japan, I was reading some news story or other on the internet and came across a mention of “Islamic martyrs,” that is to say, suicide bombers. I am a man who loves words in their richness and subtlety—and I reckon you are, too, if you’re still reading these pages after all these months.

I don’t doubt the “sincerity” of a suicide bomber (no one doubted Hitler’s sincerity either—it’s an overvalued quality in my mind), but I most emphatically dispute calling a suicidal killer a “martyr.” You can call someone who kills others for his beliefs many things, but “martyr” is a misnomer. A “martyr,” in a definition hallowed by 2000 years of continual use, is a person who gives up their life as a “witness” for what they believe. The word comes from classical Greek; originally it was a legal term. The martyros was the “witness,” the person who stood before the jury and told them what he knew to be so. Jews and Christians in the Greco-Roman world, adapted the Greek word to mean those persons who took a stand for their beliefs, regardless of the personal consequences. Islam itself is heir of this tradition; the noble sect of the Sufis have long endured persecution for thier faith, not returning evil for evil. Only in the last 15 years or so has this word come to include the insidious notion that other people might bear the consequences of the martyr’s belief. This novel and unhappy adaptation corrupts the meaning of the word; once noble in its context, in our day the Jewish or Christian martyr and Islamic jihadi have been made equals. They are not. If a Christian were to do the horrific deeds now sadly commonplace in strife-torn Iraq or Afghanistan, no one—lest of all Christians—would call him a martyr. He would be classified as mentally unbalanced. The Martyrs of Japan prayed for their killers from their crosses—wishing them well, hoping for their salvation. Only in this modern era, where murdering unborn babies by the bushel-load every day is given the euphonious epithet “pro-choice,” is such an abuse of the language possible. Unless we…okay, okay, I'm becoming unbrief. Here endeth the Lesson.

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Unless you are in the habit of telling yourself the truth, what I’ve got to say will be shocking. If you know how to peel away your veneer, though, you’ll recognize the truth of it: we like to hate. If we give ourselves enough room, we love to hate. We each have our own view of the world we carry around with us, and regardless of complex we like to imagine that is, or how subtle is our thought, as far as most of us are concerned, some people wear black hats and some white ones. The guys sporting gray Stetsons are simply ones we haven’t pegged yet.

We do this as a matter of course, all of us—it’s “Us” versus “Them.” Each generation has its own set of “Us-es” and “Thems.” How we group ourselves—racially, religiously, ethnically, sexually, economically, politically or culturally—endures from generation to generation. You are an “Us” to some people, a “They” to others, and as people come into your life you will classify them and they will classify you. To your momma, you are one of “Us.” To your “ex,” you are one of “Them” (the IRS has been “Them” to everybody at least since Bible times). Our enemies let us know who our friends are, and vice versa (the old Arab proverb runs “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”). Having friends and enemies, heroes and villains, helps us “divvy up” the world.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not writing this sitting guru-like on a mountain top, dispensing wisdom. I’m observing myself. This is what I do. As the Roman poet said (albeit in a different context), “I love and I hate.” What I notice, though, is my losses usually outweigh my gains when I do this. I am a Catholic. If I hate those who are not—Protestants, Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, or Episcop—well, I don’t want to go overboard with this!—I’m the loser. Hating diminishes my ability to understand, to discover anew that God is limitless—His Grace flows like rivers regardless of how I want to dam it up and define what He is allowed to do. I am an old-line conservative, a “States-rights” type so outdated the only description that will do is an “anti-federalist” of the Patrick Henry school. All my political compatriots died out by 1820! But I live in a world of leftist Democrats, Libertarians, Socialists and Neo-conservatives—to mention but a dizzying few!—and if I refuse to listen to anyone except my fellow True Believers, I’ll be conducting monologues till the cows come home (which, here outside Seguin, is about 7.30 PM). I love baroque music. Nothing can set my spirit soaring as quickly as a chorus by Handel or Vivaldi’s Magnificat. My friend Whitten tries to get me to appreciate the music of “my” generation: the Beatles—and, what is it Whitten calls it?—“the music of the ‘British invasion,’ ” (which, as far as I’m concerned, happened in during the War of 1812) the-uh-let’s see-Rolling Stones—and I know there are others but since I don’t care about the ones I mentioned, the rest are beyond irrelevant to me. But I also love early American folk music, the music of the 1700’s and 18oo’s. That led me to discover classical Zydeco, the bayou music of the Cajuns. I can’t dance (“don’t ask me”), but that music is as much fun as a Bach cantata! Every now and then, though, I’ll hear a little something and be told “It’s a Beatles’ tune.” Not bad—when properly orchestrated.

I used to have a parishioner who hated white people—at least, that what he’d say (he wasn’t white himself). He’d come into my office once or twice a year and go on a long tirade about how white people are responsible for most of the suffering of the world in general and of his life in particular. I never argued with him, I just listened. After forty-five minutes or so, his head of steam gone, he’d look over at me and smile. More than once he concluded “And you are white, too, you son-of-a bitch” (over my many years as a priest, that’s one of the lesser accusations I’ve heard). He had suffered much in his life, had made a lot of compromises for his success, and he needed a safe place to vent his anger and hatred. He was a good man: he came to Mass almost every Sunday and Day of Obligation till he died, he was generous in with his time and money, and helped many young people to climb the ladder in Hollywood. But he was not a happy man. He endured life, he didn’t enjoy it. His walk through the Labyrinth, I am convinced, took him to his Goal. But it was a joyless walk in many ways, despite his success.

Hatred doesn’t necessarily condemn us, but it certainly stunts us. It doesn’t put any obstacles in the way of the person I hate, but it does prevent me from seeing goodness in unexpected places.

Over the years, I’ve been involved in many quarrels, ecclesiastical and otherwise. I expect to be in more before I’m shuttled into purgatory where the music of Elvis Presley will be piped in just for me, and I’ll be forced to listen to interminable readings by self-satisfied French existentialists. But at some point God gave me an underserved grace. While I can get angry—and cold-hearted—in the midst of a fight—I don’t hate. My mind continually clings to the notion that my opponent believes he is right, and is fighting me based on that belief. That doesn’t make me give up the fight, but it does help me to reconcile easily. I don’t carry around hatred. Grudges blind me and rob me of the chance to bind up wounds—my own and others’. It also, I’ve discovered over the years, helps me enjoy arguments, quarrels and disagreements more, not thinking about the reason my fellow combatant has taken up cudgels. He believes he’s right. So do I—most of the time.

Every hatred can be addressed if we bring an Eternal Perspective to it. Walking the Labyrinth of your life patiently and steadily, asking for signs of Grace and taking them when offered, remembering that every person you know is walking a Labyrinth of their own—the lady who seems to encourage her poodle to use your lawn, rather than her own, and the jihadist who wants to kill your grandchild. We are called on to support the good, correct the erring and fight the evil as it appears in each of our lives.

I love to hate. It comes naturally to an experienced sinner like me. But it’s a misplaced love—or lust, like the endless pit of desire an alcoholic has for his liquor. It has not, does not and never will satisfy. “Love your enemies,” the Lord Jesus said. I don’t want to. That doesn’t mean I can’t. Loving them doesn’t mean I approve. It does mean I can understand.

If we choose love—and genuine love is a choice—Grace will transform enemies, but at a radical cost, a cost we might not want to pay. Why is the Kingdom of God slow in coming? Because we don’t really want it to arrive. For just a moment, dare to consider the possibilities if we did.


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QUOTES OF THE PRINCIPALS:

Marcus Porcius Cato-“I would not be beholden to a tyrant, even for acts of kindness. For it is but usurpation in him to save, as by right, the lives of men over whom he has no place to reign.”

St Paul Miki-“As I come to this supreme moment of my life, I am sure none of you would suppose I want to deceive you. And so I tell you plainly, my religion teaches me to pardon my enemies and all who have offended me. I do this most gladly.” (from his sermon while on the cross)
Joseph Addison-“Content thyself to be obscurely good. When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway, The post of honor is a private station.” (from Addison’s Cato: A Tragedy)

Belle Starr-“I’m a woman who has seen a lot of living.”